Alpine Aficionado Pillows

Everything For The Skier.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Skiers

The Swiss Army Mammoth

Duck Hunt

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Tallyho!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Skiing

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Skier.

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'Well, Ranger Thomas, I'm afraid you've got Dutch Elm disease!'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

Ski-ers.

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'