Senior Ski Enthusiast Gifts

'Harriet, your mother's gone skiing again!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

Skiing

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Clown Skis.

'It is too snowing!'

Travel looks strong!

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Skiing at Sea

Ski kicker.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

"I love this time of year."

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