Skating Superstar Pillows

An Olympian's Moment

Ice skater

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Freestyling.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Peacock on skateboard

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"It's the new mobile office."

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Torville and Cow'.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Need money for lessons

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

Violinist on Skates

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

Open Mic Night

Figure Skating Competition

'The head of our script department!'

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

'Hey man, I'm going to try water boarding next.'

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

'Are you 'G-Dog,' or am I?'

'He doesn't know how to dance so she leads.'