Skating Superstar Gifts

An Olympian's Moment

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Ice skater

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

The Hockey Puckey

Freestyling.

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

Peacock on skateboard

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"It's the new mobile office."

George Best

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'Torville and Cow'.

Need money for lessons

Violinist on Skates

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Open Mic Night

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

'The head of our script department!'

Figure Skating Competition

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

'Hey man, I'm going to try water boarding next.'

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

'Are you 'G-Dog,' or am I?'

Suggs.