Skiing Superstar Gifts

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

The rocket powered skiier

Ice skater

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'It is too snowing!'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Ski kicker.

Skiing at Sea

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Milkjet Skiing

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Piste-side Hotel

Man chases after his skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Flights suspended snowstorm

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski-ball.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

Bigfoot on skis...

Man skis through Tree.

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

Skiers

Ski-lift clothes line.

Beijing 2022

"Did you have to bring your damned secretary."

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Rescue Dog Breed Failure #139: Chihuahuas.

A surfer rides on a wave of snow created by a snow plough.