Aspiring Ski Star Gifts

Skiing.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

The Amateur Golfer

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Thin Ice

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Skater dude.

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Desert Island Water skiing.

Always stick to the script.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'