Ska Superstar Gifts

Suggs.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Ice skater

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

Step aerobics

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

George Best

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Need money for lessons

"Don't call me ska face!"

Open Mic Night

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."

"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

'Skateboard of Nails'.

'Hey man, I'm going to try water boarding next.'

An Olympian's Moment

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

"Let me guess...this one's yours."

Dance Club Bouncer with scars "Must be Ska night."

Ashley Coles Antics in Bed Revealed.