Ska Enthusiast Gifts

Dance Club Bouncer with scars "Must be Ska night."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

Skateboard

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'It is too snowing!'

Travel looks strong!

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Skiing at Sea

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Little girl skiing.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Thin Ice

Skier.

Ski lift.

Piste-side Hotel

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."