Ska Enthusiast Gifts

Suggs.

Dance Club Bouncer with scars "Must be Ska night."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

Skateboard

Travel looks strong!

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skate Bored

Skiing at Sea

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Little girl skiing.

Thin Ice

Skier.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Ski lift.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Piste-side Hotel

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."