Ska Superstar Mugs

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Ice skater

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

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Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Step aerobics

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Need money for lessons

"Don't call me ska face!"

Open Mic Night

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

"I'm not conceited although, heaven knows, I have every right to be..."

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."

"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

'Skateboard of Nails'.

'Hey man, I'm going to try water boarding next.'

An Olympian's Moment

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

"Let me guess...this one's yours."

Dance Club Bouncer with scars "Must be Ska night."

'Mind you, if they're any good at cricket or rugby they'll be more than welcome.'