Skating Star Gifts

Ice skater

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

It's all gravy.

Trawling for Fish.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Peacock on skateboard

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Double bass skating

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Skateboard Olympics.

Man Skating With Dog.

Ice skating

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Triple Sock Cow

Will Self does karaoke

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Who said money was not a motivator?