Skating Star Prints

Ice skater

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

It's all gravy.

Trawling for Fish.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Innovate or die.

The Hockey Puckey

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

Thin Ice

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Peacock on skateboard

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Skateboard Olympics.

Ice skating

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Man Skating With Dog.

Double bass skating

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Triple Sock Cow

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Will Self does karaoke

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'