Skateboarding Superstar Prints

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Ice skater

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"It's the new mobile office."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

The King Of L.A.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

A surfer rides on a wave of snow created by a snow plough.

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'The head of our script department!'

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

"If you can hear me, give me a sign."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'I'm citing you for texting while skateboarding.'

Slow - Adults

"Those hoverboards are really catching on."

'Hey man, I'm going to try water boarding next.'

An Olympian's Moment

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

'The head of our script department!'

Extreme Lawyering

"It sounds like my grandma is rapping when she goes through all twelve of the grandkids names to get to mine."

'I've forgotten my knee pads, you've strapped a gas bottle to your head. I dunno. It doesn't bode well, does it?'

'You can learn a lot from your kids.'

Artistic Skateboard

"My parents don't have cool jobs. They prefer to make money."