Skateboarding Superstar Pillows

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Ice skater

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"It's the new mobile office."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

The King Of L.A.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

A surfer rides on a wave of snow created by a snow plough.

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

'The head of our script department!'

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

"If you can hear me, give me a sign."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Slow - Adults

An Olympian's Moment

"Those hoverboards are really catching on."

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

'I'm citing you for texting while skateboarding.'

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

'Hey man, I'm going to try water boarding next.'

'I've forgotten my knee pads, you've strapped a gas bottle to your head. I dunno. It doesn't bode well, does it?'

Extreme Lawyering

Suggs.

'The head of our script department!'

"It sounds like my grandma is rapping when she goes through all twelve of the grandkids names to get to mine."

'You can learn a lot from your kids.'

"My parents don't have cool jobs. They prefer to make money."