Skateboarding Prodigy Pillows

'The head of our script department!'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"It's the new mobile office."

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Let's do it.'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

"To be or not to be."

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

A skateboarder falling on his head

"If you can hear me, give me a sign."

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

'I'm citing you for texting while skateboarding.'

"Those hoverboards are really catching on."

Slow - Adults

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

North Bank Drive in Service and Skateboard Park.

'The head of our script department!'

No dogs , no alcohol, no skateboards