Skateboarder At Heart Pillows

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'You can learn a lot from your kids.'

Skateboard

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Freestyling.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Peacock on skateboard

'I'd kill for concrete.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Skater dude.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"It's the new mobile office."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Double bass skating

"You're pathetic."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Skateboard Olympics.

Corporate Image

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

The King Of L.A.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Snakeboarding.

Let's do it.'

"Come on, boy!"

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'