Skateboarder At Heart T-Shirts

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'You can learn a lot from your kids.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Skateboard

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Freestyling.

Peacock on skateboard

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"It's the new mobile office."

Skateboard Olympics.

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You're pathetic."

Corporate Image

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Double bass skating

Skater dude.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

The King Of L.A.

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Let's do it.'

Snakeboarding.

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

"Come on, boy!"

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.