Skateboarding Prodigy T-Shirts

'The head of our script department!'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"It's the new mobile office."

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Let's do it.'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

"To be or not to be."

Skateboard English

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

A skateboarder falling on his head

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

"If you can hear me, give me a sign."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'I'm citing you for texting while skateboarding.'

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

North Bank Drive in Service and Skateboard Park.

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

"Those hoverboards are really catching on."

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

Slow - Adults

'The head of our script department!'