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'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

K9 Literati

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Shred the plank."

"Skate or die."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

The Giamatti era

Skateboard

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Peacock on skateboard

Active pensioner.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'Can you check my balance.'

Fun on the pyramids

No Skateboard. No Slouching.