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'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

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"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

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"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

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"You're pathetic."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Track runner running out of track

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Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

Ice Skating.

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

'Regarding your skateboarding accident: I need a note from your wife as to why you did something so stupid.'

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