Skateboarding Coach Gifts

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

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"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Skate Bored

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Centaur Sprinter

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"You're pathetic."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Lance Armstrong: the later years.

Track runner running out of track

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

Ice Skating.

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

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