Skateboard Executive Gifts

Caseboarding.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

In, out, shake it all about.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Skate Bored

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Corporate Image

"It's the new mobile office."

"You're pathetic."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

"Out? What are you, blind?"

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'Using this, you will be able to get around the branches more quickly!'

'The head of our script department!'

'Regarding your skateboarding accident: I need a note from your wife as to why you did something so stupid.'

Skateboarding

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'She's still a little annoyed with you for breaking her skateboard!'

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'

'You made it! How did you get past all that traffic?'

A teenager is skateboarding on a treadmill.

Ancient Skateboarder

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

As long as my pants hold up, I'll be fine.