Skateboarding King Gifts

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Skate or die."

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Corporate Image

Skateboard Olympics.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"It's the new mobile office."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Snakeboarding.

"Come on, boy!"

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

The Next Big Thing#2

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

Tony Hawk's Retirement Centre.

At the skateburro park