Skateboarding King Gifts

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Cimafunk

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Skate or die."

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Skateboard Olympics.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Corporate Image

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"It's the new mobile office."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Snakeboarding.

"Come on, boy!"

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

The Next Big Thing#2

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

At the skateburro park

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"