Skateboarder Extraordinaire Gifts

"It's the new mobile office."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Active pensioner.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Let's do it.'

The King Of L.A.

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Skateboard English

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'The head of our script department!'

"If you can hear me, give me a sign."

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"Those hoverboards are really catching on."

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

'I'm citing you for texting while skateboarding.'

Artist painting nude.

Slow - Adults

North Bank Drive in Service and Skateboard Park.

An Olympian's Moment

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

"For a minimal fee, you can upgrade to, 'predict-plus' and go add-free!"

'The head of our script department!'

Extreme Lawyering

No caption. Hamsters skateboard, using half of an exercise wheel as a ramp.