Skateboarder Gifts

"If you can hear me, give me a sign."

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

'I'm citing you for texting while skateboarding.'

'The head of our script department!'

"Those hoverboards are really catching on."

"It sounds like my grandma is rapping when she goes through all twelve of the grandkids names to get to mine."

"My parents don't have cool jobs. They prefer to make money."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Skate or die."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Shred the plank."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Skateboard

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Peacock on skateboard

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language