Skateboarding Gifts

"We're going down to the skate park to annoy the kids, are you in?"

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'The broken leg may be new but I'm afraid the stupidity was a pre-existing condition.'

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Extreme Court Reporting

"Dr Wilkins woudl ge to any lengths to develop a rapport with his younger patients.."

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

Aunt Dotty always enjoyed her meals on wheels.

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

Never too old.

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'Can you check my balance.'

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

"We do have unlimited vacation, but first you have to work here."

The pool was empty, the traps were set, and now all he had to do was wait. . . the skaters would come.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Fun on the pyramids

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Death Defying Stunt.

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'She's still a little annoyed with you for breaking her skateboard!'

'Dude, this is so going to go viral!'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Time sure flies by.

"If you can hear me, give me a sign."

'My parents just don't understand me dude: I'm seriously considering running away from home to join the circus...'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'Nice try, but I'm still trying you as an adult.'

'I'm sorry, Peter, but you look different without your skateboard!'

Boy skateboarding off the back of a car shaped like a skateboard ramp.

"My life has been totally screwed up for years, but thus far no one has stepped forward to claim responsibility."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."