Skateboarding Instructor Gifts

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

First aid in mountains

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Ski lift mobile

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Dance.

"Shred the plank."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Skate or die."

'First of all, relax.'

Dance.

Clown Skis.

Ballet dancer.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

Ballet Lovers

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

You're never too old for ballet!