Skateboarding Instructor Pillows

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

First aid in mountains

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Ski lift mobile

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'First of all, relax.'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Dance.

"Shred the plank."

"Skate or die."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Dance.

Clown Skis.

Ballet dancer.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Ballet Lovers

'GESUNDHEIT!!'