Skateboarding Pillows

"We're going down to the skate park to annoy the kids, are you in?"

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'The broken leg may be new but I'm afraid the stupidity was a pre-existing condition.'

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Extreme Court Reporting

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

"Dr Wilkins woudl ge to any lengths to develop a rapport with his younger patients.."

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

Aunt Dotty always enjoyed her meals on wheels.

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

Never too old.

"If you can hear me, give me a sign."

'Can you check my balance.'

Death Defying Stunt.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"We do have unlimited vacation, but first you have to work here."

Fun on the pyramids

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

'She's still a little annoyed with you for breaking her skateboard!'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

The pool was empty, the traps were set, and now all he had to do was wait. . . the skaters would come.

Time sure flies by.

'Hey, want to join the lab Extreme Skateboarding team?'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"My life has been totally screwed up for years, but thus far no one has stepped forward to claim responsibility."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Guru balancing on a skateboard ontop a mountain

Snailboarding.

'Only the cap goes backwards...'

'Nice try, but I'm still trying you as an adult.'

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'