Skateboarding At Work Pillows

'Using this, you will be able to get around the branches more quickly!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Shred the plank."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Skate or die."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Skateboard

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Skate Bored

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Active pensioner.

'Gesundheite!'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Peacock on skateboard

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'