Skateboard Commuter Pillows

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Packed like sardines

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Is Driving Doomed?

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Commutobile

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Shred the plank."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Skate or die."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'