Skateboard Commuter Pillows

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"Skate or die."

"Shred the plank."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

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