Subway Commuter Pillows

"Here I am doing a very normal thing I always do in New York!"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Is Driving Doomed?

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

A white collar cow.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Running Latte

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Jungle Taxi