Subway Commuters Pillows

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Busking during a pandemic

Subway Thrillers

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Parallel Parking Garage

The return of Miss Subways

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Romance on the Subway

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for fifteen hours?"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"Fairy Friday."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.