Subway Commuters Pillows

Fat Cell Metro. Tracks 1-4. Express Line to Hips.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Is Driving Doomed?

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Busking during a pandemic

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Subway Thrillers

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Parallel Parking Garage

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Getting Closer

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Romance on the Subway

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for fifteen hours?"

"Fairy Friday."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway