Subway Traveler Pillows

"Except moles, madam."

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

A white collar cow.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Subway Thrillers

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Busking during a pandemic

The return of Miss Subways

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

Romance on the Subway

"And it's close to the subway."

"Valhalla."

Godot - Retard Indetermine

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.

Traveller's Luggage.

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway