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"Except moles, madam."

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

A white collar cow.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Subway Thrillers

Busking during a pandemic

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

The return of Miss Subways

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Getting Closer

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Romance on the Subway

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"And it's close to the subway."

"Valhalla."

Traveller's Luggage.

Godot - Retard Indetermine

Elvis Impersonaters invade the train

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway