Skateboard Scholar Gifts

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

K9 Literati

The Giamatti era

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Skate Bored

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"You're pathetic."

"It's the new mobile office."

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

Sidewalk the game

Let's do it.'

Oculist.

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

Skateboard English

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Osteologist

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

Skateboarding

'The head of our script department!'

'Regarding your skateboarding accident: I need a note from your wife as to why you did something so stupid.'

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'She's still a little annoyed with you for breaking her skateboard!'

Beach days.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'Hey, want to join the lab Extreme Skateboarding team?'

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'

Morgue Waiting Room.