Spectacle Scholar Gifts

Oculist.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Ghost School.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Giamatti era

Eugene Ionesco

Dear Diary

Graduate

Ted Roosevelt, conviction cartoonist.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

"It's the ABCs, Justin. You don't need to fact check."

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."

"The moment you walked through that door, I could tell you needed glasses."

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

Osteologist

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

"Last week I spent thousands replacing every window in our house...then I discovered a crack in my glasses..."

Morgue Waiting Room.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.

"Today we'll be discussing the Universal Law that explains why if you leave a basket of clean laundry in the same place long enough it will eventually look as if it belongs there."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 19

'It's the end of an aura!'

"And what can I do for you, young lady?"

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School