'Is there a doctor of psychology in the house who can explain the deeper meaning of this play?'
Theater Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with theater scholars? Our collection offers clever and thoughtful items that celebrate their love for drama, research, and all things theatrical. Perfect for inspiring their next discovery or simply showcasing their passion for the stage.
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
The Bookworm
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.
The Witches Discover The Wok
"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."
'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'
Thomas Hardy
"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."
K9 Literati
Comedy and tragedy masks
What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.
Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.
"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."
"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."
'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'
Macbeth: Take Two
William Faulkner
An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,
We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...
"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."
The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style
Emily Dickinson Rebooted
Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.
Shakespeare's Brain
Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"
"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."
Ivan Turgenev
"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"
Al Dante
"I got the part, but I play a waiter."
"Young Montague's full of himself."
Theater Scholar Gifts Collection
Theater Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for theater scholars—witty, inspiring, and designed to bring a smile to their face.
Theater Scholar Pillows
Shop our playful and stylish pillows that add a theatrical touch to any home or office space, perfect for theater lovers and scholars.
Theater Scholar Prints
Browse our collection of artistic prints that honor the world of theater and academia—ideal for any theatre scholar’s wall.
Theater Scholar T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the theatrical mind—perfect apparel for theater scholars eager to showcase their passion.