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'Is there a doctor of psychology in the house who can explain the deeper meaning of this play?'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

The Bookworm

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Thomas Hardy

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

K9 Literati

Comedy and tragedy masks

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Macbeth: Take Two

William Faulkner

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Shakespeare's Brain

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Ivan Turgenev

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Al Dante

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"Young Montague's full of himself."