Theater Thinker T-Shirts

Dress your theater lover in clever, stylish t-shirts that showcase their passion for the stage and their creative personality—perfect for everyday wear or casual rehearsals.

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Is there a Doctor of Philosophy in the house?

Is there a Doctor of Philosophy in the house? mockup

Is there a Doctor of Philosophy in the house?

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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

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"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text." mockup

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

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Shakespeare was bisexual

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"To be or not to be."

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"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray" mockup

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

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"It's a play on words."

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'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?' mockup

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

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Jack-a-box in the theatre.

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'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?' mockup

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

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William Shakespeare

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"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?" mockup

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

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'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!' mockup

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

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Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio" mockup

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

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'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.' mockup

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

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Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions. mockup

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

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Chekov play and scorecard,

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'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.' mockup

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

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'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.' mockup

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

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The Modern Godot

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Off Off Off Off Broadway

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"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs." mockup

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

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"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

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