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Is there a Doctor of Philosophy in the house?

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Shakespeare was bisexual

"To be or not to be."

"It's a play on words."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

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The Modern Godot

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

The Use of Cavalry

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."