Theatrical Philosopher T-Shirts

Dress your theatrical philosopher in style with t-shirts that blend theatrical flair and philosophical wit—perfect for making a statement both on and off the stage.

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"Aeschylus is good, I suppose, but I go to the theatre to relax."

"Aeschylus is good, I suppose, but I go to the theatre to relax." mockup

"Aeschylus is good, I suppose, but I go to the theatre to relax."

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"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it." mockup

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

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Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated mockup

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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Shakespeare was bisexual

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'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?' mockup

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

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'There's nothing on.'

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"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..." mockup

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

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"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year." mockup

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything." mockup

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust." mockup

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel. mockup

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

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Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio" mockup

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

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'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.' mockup

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

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'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.' mockup

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

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The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures." mockup

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

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'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?' mockup

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

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Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks. mockup

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

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'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.' mockup

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

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The Modern Godot

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'How did he make the world in six days?'

'How did he make the world in six days?' mockup

'How did he make the world in six days?'

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Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.' mockup

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

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"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?" mockup

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

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'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.' mockup

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

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The Meaning of Life

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Oak Tree Painted in 1642

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'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?' mockup

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

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The Greatest Mime in the World

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"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..." mockup

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

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"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories." mockup

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

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"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!" mockup

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

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'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!' mockup

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

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'I like it.'

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Theatrical Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Theatrical Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring theatrical philosopher themes and bring their love of drama and ideas to their daily routine.

Theatrical Philosopher Pillows

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Theatrical Philosopher Prints

Browse our prints that combine theatrical artistry with philosophical insight, ideal for decorating a thoughtful space.