Theatrical Philosopher Prints

"Aeschylus is good, I suppose, but I go to the theatre to relax."

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Shakespeare was bisexual

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'There's nothing on.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

The Modern Godot

'How did he make the world in six days?'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

The Meaning of Life

Oak Tree Painted in 1642

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

The Greatest Mime in the World

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'I like it.'