Theatrical Thinkers Prints

False joviality.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"To be or not to be."

"It's a play on words."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

William Shakespeare

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Midsummer Night's Dream

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Night-shift entrance

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Chekov play and scorecard,

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."