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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Truth

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Now Playing at the Europlex

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Statue of Security

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Lady Justice.

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Movies through the decades.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Antonin Scalia

The hour of justice

Lumiere brothers caricature