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Sartre at the Movies.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Reese Witherspoon

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Truth

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

Now Playing at the Europlex

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Marilyn's Rushmore

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Statue of Security

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Lady Justice.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

Lord of the Rings IV.

Laurel and Hardy

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Cary Grant

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Lumiere brothers caricature

The hour of justice

Antonin Scalia