Film School Graduate T-Shirts

"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Reese Witherspoon

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Movies through the decades.

Lord of the Rings IV.

Strong Female Lead

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Robert Mitchum

"But only during rehearsal."

Film Stuntman School

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"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."