Film School Graduate Gifts

"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

Strong Female Lead

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

Movies through the decades.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

CS573351

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Film Stuntman School