Film Studies Student Gifts

Seventh Seal

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Reese Witherspoon

"I'm the bad guy..."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

William Shakespeare

100 best beheadings

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Now Playing at the Europlex

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Lord of the Rings IV.

Movies through the decades.

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Robert Mitchum

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

CS573351

Film Stuntman School

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'