Film Student Gifts

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'Alfred Hitchhiking.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

Lord of the Rings IV.

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Where your mind & battle are los

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Eternal Student.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Burning the midnight oil.

Guitarist

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

The Bookworm

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."