Film School Student T-Shirts

'-and where are the CAMERAS I asked for?'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Film Stuntman School

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Triangle

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

Reese Witherspoon

Piano Keyboard

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Just call me Picasso!

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

William Shakespeare

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Viola player coming through!"

Vincent Van Og.

German School

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Music Student

Cello Concert

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"