Film School Student T-Shirts

'-and where are the CAMERAS I asked for?'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Film Stuntman School

The Art Student.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Triangle

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

Just call me Picasso!

Piano Keyboard

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

William Shakespeare

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"Viola player coming through!"

German School

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Music Student

Cello Concert

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Art Plagiarism

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"