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Comedy Writing 101: The Works of Steve Martin

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Reese Witherspoon

"I'm the bad guy..."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Which part are you reading for?"

100 best beheadings

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Now Playing at the Europlex

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Lord of the Rings IV.

Movies through the decades.

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

Robert Mitchum

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...