Film Studies Professor Mugs

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Which part are you reading for?"

Now Playing at the Europlex

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

100 best beheadings

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Movies through the decades.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"But only during rehearsal."